This is the transcript of my weekly State of the Union Address, delivered on my radio show.
My fellow Americans, this is a time of the year, which, in my part of the country, is usually chilly, sometimes cold. But this year, in Lubbock, TX, we have had an unusually cold winter, like much of the rest of the country. In fact, in Florida and the Southeast, it is a winter like none of them have ever experienced. Just ask the iguanas, the tropical fish farmers, and the residents of Florida who have endured freezing temperatures (actually, many have not endured them at all. Many animals unsuited for cold weather, as well as some people, have died from the cold).
The point is that soon it will warm up, and as the summer heat begins to fade our memories of this Arctic blast of a winter, the Left will once again begin chiming the bells of global warming. They don’t care that we just exited the coldest winter for most of the US in decades. They don’t care that the next several winters (maybe 20 or more) will be just as frosty and wind-chilled. They don’t even care that records were set all over the globe for new coldest climates and all.
No, the Left will soon be back to banging the same old drum again. The same drum they bang every time they need to raise money, or awareness, for one of their lackwit calls-to-arms.
This time, though, my fellow Americans, remember that their argument has changed. They claim not just global warming, but global cooling as well, alive. They say it is now climate change that we are fighting, which could be warming or cooling. It is both that we are the cause of.
You see, this has become the most absurd argument in the world today. In the past, they called it global warming. It was a one-sided affair, with the argument that pollution helped the world’s climate to rise. Their pseudo-scientists managed to cobble together enough out-of-context information to promote the theory, make it sound legitimate, and then sell the idea (along with green energy, green cars, green light bulbs, green everything) to the rest of the world.
Since it is the desire of most people in power to try to gain more power, all the world’s leaders saw the benefit of jumping on the global warming bandwagon and riding it to higher taxation, more regulations, and greater control over their respective regions, science be damned.
Now that global warming has been widely de-bunked and the forecast for this winter, long before it started, called for extreme cold like we haven’t seen in decades, the pseudo-scientists and their pseudo-humanitarian friends had to change the name to climate change.
But, my fellow Americans, do not be fooled by the simple name change. You can call a pelican turd a pickle if you want, but it still smells fishy.
The science behind climate change is the same science behind global warming, and it is a science that would only be called science by people who have no clue what science really is, and instead hire people to prove their own dim-witted foregone conclusions by any means necessary.
Yes, Al Gore, I am talking about you.
But my fellow Americans, remember that this is not a time when we can simply sit back and let the Left believe what it wants to believe, because this is a time when the Left can make things happen. Until November of this year, the Liberals in the White House and Congress are going to press every single piece of garbage legislation they can think of, because they see that they will soon lose the ability to do so, and they might never have the dominant stranglehold on American politics again that they have right now. Especially not now that they have tipped their hand and showed us everything they really want to accomplish.
My fellow Americans, I leave you with one thought for you to reflect on in the upcoming weeks and months until November, when we, together, will set the record straight on this country’s conservative beliefs. We once revolted against taxation without representation. We can revolt again if our elected representatives continue to push on us what we consider deplorable and despicable. No more taxation, no more fake science, no more covert racism, no more covering each other’s asses and tracks. My fellow Americans, demand that your representatives be honest, open, and forthright. And for all our sakes, demand that they stop simply pushing agendas, and instead start helping we the people. After all, we are the reason they were elected. We are the reason a representative is needed in the first place.
God bless you, my listener. And God bless America.
